My five monkeys...

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed...

One fell off and bumped his head

Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Oh if it were only that easy.... I need this "doctor" person who has so much authority to come hang out at our house for a few days. In my house usually it's "Stop jumping! You know you aren't supposed to be jumping.... Did you hear me? I said no more! Ouch I bet it hurt when you fell, didn't it? Now WHY were you doing that?"

And the standard answer is????

"I don't know."

Welcome to my world...